4-panel satirical product advertisement grid: man in white shirt and dark…

{
  "type": "4-panel satirical product advertisement grid",
  "layout": {
    "grid": "2x2",
    "panels": [
      {
        "position": "top-left",
        "product_name": "Sitting Stone",
        "visual": "man in white shirt and dark pants sitting on a large round stone in a park",
        "catchphrase": "Anytime, anywhere, feel relaxed.",
        "sales_badge": "Cumulative sales 12,000 units broken through!",
        "vertical_text": "On the day the park bench was buried.",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Weight about 8kg with excellent stability",
          "Bottom felt processing makes it less likely to scratch",
          "Comes with a dedicated leather strap for easy transport"
        ],
        "extra_visual": "small inset image of the stone with a leather carrying strap",
        "specs": [
          "Load capacity 150kg",
          "Reliable Japanese manufacture"
        ]
      },
      {
        "position": "top-right",
        "product_name": "No‑Brush Toothbrush",
        "visual": "sleek light blue toothbrush angled diagonally on a dark blue background",
        "toothbrush_text": "I don't want to brush my yeeth.",
        "catchphrase": "Just holding it gives a sense of security",
        "vertical_text": "Instead of brushing teeth, hold this.",
        "sales_badge": "Series cumulative sales 85,000 units broken through!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Serves as a calming talisman",
          "Etiquette before meetings or negotiations",
          "Makes the choice of not brushing freer"
        ],
        "bottom_banner": "Free you from toothbrush stress."
      },
      {
        "position": "bottom-left",
        "product_name": "Cloud Piggy Bank",
        "visual": "hand inserting a coin into a fluffy white cloud-shaped piggy bank",
        "catchphrase": "Lighter than air, reassuring.",
        "sales_badge": "Cumulative sales 23,567 units broken through!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Fluffy tactile feel",
          "Unbreakable for peace of mind",
          "Design that blends with interior"
        ],
        "color_variants_count": 3,
        "color_variants_labels": [
          "blue",
          "pink",
          "white"
        ],
        "price": "¥2,980 (税込)",
        "bottom_text": "From today, save steadily towards the sky."
      },
      {
        "position": "bottom-right",
        "product_name": "Scolding Stone",
        "visual": "round stone on a wooden desk with a pen, text written on the stone",
        "stone_text": "Enough, get moving",
        "catchphrase": "For you who lack motivation.",
        "sales_badge": "Cumulative sales 18,000 units broken through!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Boosts your spirit each time you look",
          "Randomly displays selected words",
          "Battery-free, semi-permanent scolding"
        ],
        "phrase_variants_count": 10,
        "phrase_variants_labels": [
          "Don't be lazy",
          "Don't think",
          "Move",
          "Face reality",
          "Don't run away",
          "Don't sleep",
          "You can do it",
          "You can succeed",
          "Don't sleep",
          "Stop making excuses"
        ],
        "price": "¥3,500 (税込)"
      }
    ]
  }
}